The American Dream

The American Dream: The American Dream is the act of doing “the deed” in a fast sports car such as Lamborghini

Girl: Hey Clay why don’t you give George a ride in your new car and show him ‘The American Dream’
Guy 3: Yeah you need to show our innocent British friend ‘The American Dream’ since us Americans already know what that is

the ugly kind of pretty

When a person, mainly a guy, is pretty in his own way but not attractive. There is the only thing that makes him pretty when the rest of him really isn’t.

Person 1: Hey you know Josh Hutcherson?
Person 2: Yeah why
Person 1: Do you think he’s attractive?
Person 2: Mmm no. He’s more like the ugly kind of pretty
Person 1: Oh yeah true

Genderphobic

The irrational fear of inanimate objects that have been unnecessarily gendered based on their color or fashion.

Person 1: So you’re homophobic?
Person 2: No I’m genderphobic
*Explains what genderphobic means*
Person 1: * Holds a blue pen and a pink pen* Like this boy pen and girl pen?
Person 2: AHHHH

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Sex Sells

1. A GREAT song by Love joy

2. A person who only sees someone(through cheating purposes) for the sex(which is explained in the lyrics of “Sex Sells” by LoveJoy).

1. Oh have you heard that one song by LoveJoy?
Sex Sells?
Yeah.
Oh yeah it’s awesome man.

2. Oh did you know that Sarah Sex Sells.
Really?
Yeah she is a real bitch

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