Samantha Maxis

Samantha Maxis is a primary character in Call of Duty: Zombies. First featured in COD WAW, she is the original controller of the zombies and the main antagonist Ultimus combats in the story. She is alsothe daughter of Dr. Ludvig Maxis, the one who created the first zombie.

Originally Samantha was a normal girl until she was placed inside a pyramid that gave her control over the zombies. Then she went insane when her dad killed himself and swore to get revenge against Richtofen and any associating with him. In Moon, she swaps bodies with Richtofen and blows up the earth. Long story short, Samantha helps destroy the multiverse and now in Cold War, she continues to help contain zombie outbreaks across the world.

Samantha has like a sponge has a sweet soft side and a hostile one. She likes teddy bears, hates Richtofen, and loves to play games. She normally has a German accent but gains an American one when super mellow. Her favorite drink is Deadshot Daquiri and is a tad deviant at times (being omni-seeing will do that to you). Just to keep in mind if you ever want to be friends with her, don’t kill her father or she WILL kill you and destroy you.

Quotes said by her:
“Fetch me their souls!”
“Samantha’s been a naughty little girl.”
“I want to play a game; let’s play hide and seek.”
“Let’s play the game where I cut them.”
“Oooh strawberry! And something a little like spleens.”
“Start over! Do not fail me again.”

Example 1: “Samantha Maxis sounds so cool when she says “fetch me their souls!”
Example 2: “Samantha Maxis really has a thing for teddy bears, sweet things, and spleens doesn’t she.”
Example 3: “I hope we be able to play as Samantha Maxis in Cold War.”

birl

BIRL means

“Bisexual
In

Real
Life”

Whenever a bisexual person either
1. Makes jokes involving “bi” puns or going both ways
2. Sits awkwardly in their chair
3. Spontanously starts praising frogs

4. Watches “Pirates of the Caribbean” or “The Mummy”
5. Has “bi panic” by crushing over more than 1 gender.
6. Listens to “Sweater Weather”
7. and many MANY more of the random things that are a part of “bi culture”

”Bi’ the way, do you know that subreddit called r/bi_irl? It honestly should’ve been called r/birl. I guess you could say the idea flew ‘bi’ over their heads. Yeah… that joke bombed in ‘multiple ways”.

Cubic Creeper

A term used to describe the character trait of Spongebob in some modern episodes, often from Seasons 6-8 where he is an overly obsessed stalker of Squidward Tentacles. The “cubic creeper” is often seen peeping on Squidward while he’s taking a bath, taking peeps inside his medicine cabinet, leering at Squidward while thinking about being “together forever” and stealing vacuum cleaners to force Squidward to “visit” the inside his house.

The cubic creeper snuck into Squidward’s abode so many times that he was able to replicate its interior layout to the tiniest detail.

Duster

A moron from Mother 3.

“Duster, you moron” - Old ‘dickhole’ Man Wess

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