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The amount of money that is theoretically earned while taking a poop at work.
Mate, I just earned 5 big ones in crappercash, and by the way I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes or so, it stinks!
The action of a finger poking through toilet paper once wet during the wiping process and emerging covered in poo.
Dude, I've totally got pink eye after skinnering and rubbing my eye before I realized.
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The action of giving a gift known to be damaged in some way rendering it useless to the recipient. Arguably a representation of "It's the thought that counts" to its very limits.
Dude, are you seriously trenting that broken cup as a Christmas present?
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The feeling of overwhelming anxiety when sitting on a public toilet and being out of reach of the door should someone barge in.
I was sitting there doing a pub poo, full of crappers uncertainty, just knowing that someone was going to come in on me as I am about to wipe.