Mr. Zood-Lau

A meth user, preferably outside of a popular family establishment, who screams at parents for either money or for their kids.

Mr. Zood-Lau: “ZOODLAU PLEASE I JUST NEEEEED YOUR MONEY OR YOUR KID ZOOD PLEASE!!”
Parent: *Maces Mr. Zood-Lau

Mr. Bup

Can be used for a dad or regular man. Usually balding, hairy, in his 40s and fat, sometimes with a red face. Also loves to eat steak. He calls his friends or kids by, instead of saying their names, calling out, “Buuuup!”, hence the name Mr. Bup.

Mr. Bup: “Buuup!”
Wyatt: “WHAT!?”
Mr Bup: “Dinners Ready Eaysshoal!”

Mr. Zood

A whiny gen-alpha kid.

*At the mall with his mom*

Mr. Zood: “ZOOOOODDDD NOOOOO I JUSSTTT NEEED THAT!!”
Ms. Bup: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHINY LITTLE CUNT!”