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Yawn water is when you yawn really hard and moisture comes out of your eyes that has no relation to emotion.
âDude, are you crying?â
âNah, itâs just yawn water. Iâm really tired.â
Something so useless that it might as well be nothing.
After all the crap you did, your pathetic apology doesn't amount to a fart in the wind.
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An eggnog fart is a fart so rich and fragrant that itâs reminiscent of the Christmas food and beverages you have been consuming in excess. Can precede or follow the traditional Yule toilet log. which is another by-product of Christmas indulgence.
We were opening presents when my grandpa ripped off a big ol eggnog fart and cleared the entire room! He even put the dog to shame!
To be angry as hell, furious, etc. So hot under the collar that you could melt wax.
Lila was in a wax yesterday because she caught her new man in bed with her best friend.
A gym regular, usually buff and tan, may or may not contain plastic. Can be found going full-tilt on the cardio machines, giving death glares to people not practicing gym etiquette, and silently mocking those she deems inferior. She may pay them a patronizing, backhanded compliment to complete her day. Tends to date a Chad or a Scott the Snot.
I forgot to wipe off the elliptical and this gym barbie almost decapitated me with her death glare.
A coron is somebody acting the fool during the whole Coronavirus/quarantine thing. They refuse to social distance, hoard more toilet paper than they could ever use, and are lacking in basic hygiene. Also known as a covidiot
My neighbors are such corons. They have 8000 rolls of toilet paper in their garage and they hug everyone who walks by.
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A noise you make to denote amusement, preceding a huge outburst of laughter. Usually made by a violent intake of air through the nose and mouth that makes a reverberating snorting noise.
Friend 1: I just ordered "Charlie Sheen's Recipe for Winning!" off the internet.
Friend 2: *schnart* Bahahahaha! You got scammed!