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A muddy taxi refers to the act of taking a shit in a taxi, usually after a night of drinking.
Jenny was wasted last night but I can't believe she pulled a muddy taxi on the way home from taco bell.
The office bathroom is the office of the person at work who everybody shits on.
"Jan's office?" more like office bathroom, everybody shits on Jan.
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I know I'm sexy but Amy wouldn't stop staring at me with her fleshy eye, it actually started to water.
Bathroom Stripping refers to the act or need of disrobing while using the bathroom due to overheating.
I ate too much taco bell, it was so spicy I was overheating, while letting it out I was bathroom stripping because I was so hot.
Taco Sweats refers the sweating, overheating, nausea and ultimately diarrhea incurred by consuming an amount of Taco Bell.
I could tell before he finished his last taco, Taylor already had the taco sweats
A couch pool refers to the sweaty area left on a couch (most often leather) after sitting or laying on a couch for a long period of time.
After eating taco bell and laying on the couch all day, I was swimming in a couch pool.
A Fudge Trap refers to the un-wipeable part of an obese persons asshole, that therefore gathers fudge.
God, Susan really is a whale, I'll bet she has a huge fudge trap
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