litsubishi mancer

When some kid gets his licence and buys a lancer thinking it's the same as an Evo. Usually puts an aftermarket exhaust on it to make it sound fast and gets flogged by falcons and commodores.

"Hey, I got my first car, yesterday! Fully sick litsubishi mancer. Gonna turbocharge it so it's an evo"
"...It's a lancer you fucking retard"

astigma

Used in prank sentences to tell your friends you have an "eye condition". Not to be confused with the word "astigmatism."

"Hey, got back from my eye test and the doc reckcons I have an astigma."

"Close, it's called an astigmatism."

"Nah, I'm astigma dick in your mouth, lmao."