Astroing

When jumping sends you into space because of how fat you are, or when your fat flaps are big enough to propel you into space.

I think Gretta might start astroing if she keeps on gaining weight

Redonkulous

A really stupid way of saying "ridiculous." If you are a donkey and an idiot, this is the word for you.

Oh man I stubbed my pinky toe this is so damn redonkulous I need a manager.