When in bed with a girl, fart under the covers and hold her under. Then make her give you a blowjob if she wants to get out.
(This is like a hamster cage because hamster cages smell terrible and her blowing you is like the hamster sucking on the water spout in the cage)
Last night my girl was being a hoe, so i made her give me a hamster cage.
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