You are at an impossible stage of boredom. There is nothing you can do now. You have the supreme power of boredom. ALL HAIL TO THE LORD.
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Everyone:*Bows*
a random jumble of letters. How did you find this?
*slides your hand across the keyboard*
Google translate: wdegt4rhyjuk,trjmeyhtwnyjhtqgr