Twilight

a poorly written book written by stephanie meyer. the entire twilight saga is this way. the books are incredibly addicting but lack and originality. millions of teenage girls have become obsessed with WORDS! for example: edward- he is a made-up vampire that falls in love with an other made-up character, bella swan. HE IS FICTIONAL! he will never fall in love with you, you will never meet him, and if you do, i have a wonderful therapist that lives down my road in sure she would love to chat with you.

jacob: a werewolf that also falls in love with bella. in my opinion, he is the most down-to-earth out od the twilight guys. scratch that, besides charlie, he is the most down to earth of them all.

and with that bella: a phsyco, klutzy, new, very plain, highschooler that falls in love with the 'bad guy' *how Cliché!* everytime edward even touches her, she starts hyperventalating and almost has a fu**in heart attack. i mean COME ON! could you be more OBSESSED!?




all in all... this book has no depth... every other sentance is describing edward's smile, hair, or eyes. it is just sickening but addictive.

kudos to SM... this is one girl who got infected with twilight fever

twilight fans:
Mrs. Cullen 1: I love Edward!! He's so hawt!!
Mrs. Cullen 2: He's MINE!
*horrible cat fight starts*
*Mrs. Cullen 1 gets violentliy b**** slapped*
Mrs. Cullen 2: Edward's MINE! YES!
Victoria Fanboy: Who do you think you are BELLA SWAN?
*more b---- slapping*
Victoria Fanboy: HAHAHA now it's time to find all of the Jacob-Lovers
*Mrs. Blacks 1,2,3,4,5,and 6 all hide*
Mr. Werewolf: OH NO YOU DON'T! YOU CAN'T HURT MY FAN CLUB!
*Victoria Fanboy gets beat up and shoved in locker*
Mrs. Blacks 1,2,3,4,5,and 6: *loving sigh*

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