March 26th

International Empty Set Day is celebrated on March 26th.

Wherein we celebrate having, being, and doing all the things we expressly don't have, aren't, and won't be doing.

Person 1: “It’s March 26th, what have you not accomplished so far?”

Person 2: “I'm proud of each and every one of the 0 doctorate degrees I've earned!”

March 26th

Eat too many gummi bears day!

For some this is every day. But for others this is the day where one binges on gummi bears till they just can’t anymore.

Dude 1: I can’t move...too many gummi bears
Dude 2: Why would you even do this to yourself?
Dude 1: Cause...it’s March 26th *groans*