Cats

1. Rulers of the internet

2. Cute

3. Fireballs of claws and death

Me: Hey its a cat
Friend: oh cool
Me: *makes a luring noise*
Friend: you shouldnt-
Me: *strokes cat*
Cat: *purrs* meow
Me: oh whos so cute? *looks away* *accidentally pokes cats eye* ...
Cat: *catches fire and goes into ball form with claws facing out*
Me: uhm.. *gets attacked by cat* *dies* *singed body on the ground*
Friend: i told him so...

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Depression

What Teens on Tumblr claim to have when someone gave them a dirty look and they felt sad. its often frowned apon online because of the imposters and when it is real usually there's a feeling of no hope etc.

Tumblr: Someone gave me a dirty look and now i have depression please help
Internet: We love you
Genuine Person: I dont think i can hold on to life with depression
Internet: KYS

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