Canada's History

A Twister-like, but sexually natured game in which a person attempts to insert moose antlers - lubricated with maple syrup - into several parts of ones partner's body while filling the Stanley Cup with the various resulting fluids. The more insertions a person forces upon his or her lover, the more "Avrils" (points) are accrued. The evening's winner must chug the resulting swill; otherwise that person will be deemed "hoser of all the land."

Gentleman 1: "Dude, brah. I'd give three dicks to teach that c-bomb about Canada's history."
Gentleman 2: "Toronto or Montreal rules?"

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