When you consume way too much alcohol that's your liver gets mad at you.
Jerry drank 16 pints of cold brew last night, he definitely caught a *Salty Liver*
When he hard on soft and his penis built like angel hair noodles, it's called a Wonton Dick.
E tried to make love to Bre last night but got Wonton Dick and had to sleep in the basement again.
When someone cuts off a mans herpes infected penis, then proceeds to eat his penis in a hotdog bun.
You heard what happened to Tim yesterday at the bar? He caught *hotdog herpes*
A mixture of sperm and breast milk smeared on a woman's chest during sex.
Jane got so horny last night, I overheard her telling Ben to give her some Russian Nipples. I thought it was a drink but I was soo wrong.
The act of dipping your nipples into frosting, Then rubbing your nipples on a man's butthole.
I'm pretty sure someone got *cake nipples* at the party last night.
When you gangbang grandma on an abandoned railroad track at 1am on a Tuesday.
Had to help grandma travel at night due to the recent rise in New York Pipelines going around my area.
It's what your girl calls me during our conference meetings at work.