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Accelerated Learning Experience

An experience reserved for people with 130+ IQ, or ADHD patients.
To use this method, one must assign one of his computer speaker to play mozart on 2x speed and the other speaker to play either a religious text or some other text that they want to learn.

Search up "Accelerated Learning Experience" and you will be enlightened.

Jack: Your roommate has a final right? Is he studying right now?
James: No, he practiced Accelerated Learning Experience 3 hours earlier and finished studying within 5 minutes

by __DSG__ March 10, 2024


Mattia Binotto

The clown in the turbo hybrid era of Formula One.
Led Ferrari with his Master🅱️lan since 2019.

Who is that leaving the pit wall in the middle of a race?
Oh, it's Mattia Binotto, The clown of Formula One.

Carlos Sainz overtaking another guy on track
Mattia Binotto: Do you want to pit this lap?

by __DSG__ October 21, 2022


Xcode

The worst IDE developed

"Hey can you run this app"
"Oh do I need to compile it?"
"Yes"
"What IDE?"
"Xcode?"
"Oh I don't have 40 GB free so I can't install"

by __DSG__ June 14, 2022


MDN

Full Stack Developer

"Howdy"
"Who is that in the lab at 3 am?"
"That's just MDN"

by __DSG__ June 14, 2022

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