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11th Commandment

Don't get caught

Dude, did you hear Mike got busted with two pounds of weed??!?! I told him he shouldn't be moving so much weight.

I don't know about that, he should just have followed the 11th Commandment

by __SomeGuy__ August 16, 2010

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Squinch

A quick hug

Imma squinch you so hard next time I see you

by __SomeGuy__ June 6, 2016


The donald Principle

Any negative outcome you can postulate as a result of the election of donald trump will actually be worse than you were thinking it would be.

Can you believe we're eating the family dog just to stay alive? I thought 2019 would be bad, but I didn't account for The donald Principle.

by __SomeGuy__ December 13, 2016

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Partyfund

To fund a given endeavour by throwing a party and charging admission. Often used to pay for large Burning Man theme camps and art projects. Similar to crowdfunding, but uses an event that provides a service instead of just begging for money.

How did you afford enough metal to build a 90 foot flame-throwing penis?

We partyfunded it.

by __SomeGuy__ October 22, 2011