Friend Potato

The most majestic thing to exist. They are calm, happy, and don't usually move. They make great pets and/or friends. They are good to hug when you're sad.

I don't have many friends, so I look forward to seeing my Friend Potato.

Carrot

Refers to a skinny, flat chested woman. It is not a nice word, but can be used in a nice manner. Not to be confused with the vegetable.

That girl is such a carrot. Her chest is like so flat.