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Oscar

An Oscar is a bloke that wears stripey shirts and has the biggest penis known to man. Everyone wants to be an Oscar as he pulls the ladies left, right and centre. When an Oscar walks in the room everyone stops and stares because his shlong is hanging out from the ankle of his pants and are amazed.

"Wow did you see that guy Oscar? His Shlong is so big! I want to be him!"

by _bunningssnag February 14, 2023