tent for pissing in, usually found at Festivals.
John: Where's Clarence gone?
Fred: He's gone to the pisstent - he was bursting after all that Cider he drank!
BJohn: loody pisshead!
Like a bellend but also a shit one.
Fred: Christ John you are such a bell shit.
John: Clear off you bellend.
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When you shout your Mum and then begin wanking.
The idea is you bolt your load before she opens the door.
"Mum"
"Yeah"
"come here"
(begin pressure wanking)
(Bolts load)
(door opens)
"Yes?"
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