Anton

A guy that seems nice at first and is a bit shy, but then turns out to be a pedophile. He tries to sneak into every kindergarten in a 15km radius and then smells the kids feet. Sometimes he also likes to masturbate infront of the kindergarten. Theres a german saying that he became a pedophile, because he bought a magic coat that transformed him into the inconspicuous but dangerous "flying child molester".

Police Officer 1: "There was a call this morning. Someone said there was a guy caught naked in front of the kindergarten."

Police Officer 2: "Seems like a Anton to me."