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Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation

when you finally realize that dabbing is retarded and that every time you do it, you look like a complete lemming idiot.

Billy: The other day, I dabbed, and I hit a kid in the face! Hahah, what a loser!
Bob: Hey, you know dabbing is retarded and idiotic. Stop drooling on me, you cretin!
Billy: whoa! I just had an Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation! I will never dab again!

by a babies goad May 4, 2017

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


fake news

real, truthful news

NBC: Trump says we are fake news
Trump: you are fake news

by a babies goad May 8, 2017

307πŸ‘ 1005πŸ‘Ž


beleepoh

To poke a gutt's nose in response to a gertering.

Whenever I beleepoh a bad gutt, it starts to gerter all over me, and then I'm naked, and I have AIDS.

by a babies goad April 13, 2017

22πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Iran

....Or is it Syria? Either way, the cake was to die for

Iran into Trump's wall

by a babies goad April 18, 2017

201πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


gutty

descriptive of a gutt, or a fat cat.

that gutt is so obese and gutty.

by a babies goad April 14, 2017

19πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Spoon

To wack someone in the forehead with a spoon. A defense method first developed by the British mafia in the 1990's.

"Today Billy Pilgrim wouldn't stop spooning me at lunch."

by a babies goad April 4, 2017

203πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


nacho cheese

the makeup of Donald Trump

Trump uses a mixture of nacho cheese and cheeto dust to give his face that lavish orange look found only in old, rich, orange males.
Buy some today and look just like all your favorite fascist %@#holes!

by a babies goad April 14, 2017

130πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž