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Trumped

To rape a women, blame it on a Mexican, and not let the women pay to get an abortion.

Girl: I just got trumped.
Boy: I feel so, very, sorry for you.

by a babies goad May 08, 2017


oral porn

watching two people have a long, rational talk about sexual intercourse

whenever i watch oral porn, my tongue gets an erection

by a babies goad May 05, 2017


Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation

when you finally realize that dabbing is retarded and that every time you do it, you look like a complete lemming idiot.

Billy: The other day, I dabbed, and I hit a kid in the face! Hahah, what a loser!
Bob: Hey, you know dabbing is retarded and idiotic. Stop drooling on me, you cretin!
Billy: whoa! I just had an Anti-disestablishment un-premature dabbing revelation! I will never dab again!

by a babies goad May 04, 2017


fake news

real, truthful news

NBC: Trump says we are fake news
Trump: you are fake news

by a babies goad May 08, 2017


gertering

Something a gutt does that is especially gutty.

The other day, this gutt was gertering all over my lawn.

by a babies goad April 13, 2017


Stitch Roll

ohana means family

stitch roll

by a babies goad April 20, 2017


Making Babies

The act of contributing to overpopulation

Did you know in 2011 there were 42.0852359209% more people born than people who died. This was due to the act of making babies.

by a babies goad May 05, 2017