spicy taco

any male prostitute who is especially greasy or hasn't showered in 7 months.

Billy: The other day I ate a spicy taco
Bob: Do you even know what that is?

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Smash

To smash someone is to hit them on the leg (preferably right) with a rock;

boulders > rocks > stones > pebbles

"Today when we were outside playing Billy wouldn't stop smashing me."

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antidisticalisticalismisaliasmipampsiamliumisticalisticisticaltiticitalyiumisticalisticismismismismsismsismsismsismsismsismsiisticalism

when you make up a word to describe a political belief that is takes longer to say than the actual belief.

Billy made an antidisticalisticalismisaliasmipampsiamliumisticalisticisticaltiticitalyiumisticalisticismismismismsismsismsismsismsismsismsiisticalism yesterday.

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Spoonerism

To have an aneurysm while spooning.

"He started to have a spoonerism last night when we were spooning."

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Trumped

To rape a women, blame it on a Mexican, and not let the women pay to get an abortion.

Girl: I just got trumped.
Boy: I feel so, very, sorry for you.

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oral porn

watching two people have a long, rational talk about sexual intercourse

whenever i watch oral porn, my tongue gets an erection

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June 14, 1946

the beginning of the end

the second 9/11

the orange menace was born on June 14, 1946

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