bethpage

Bethpage is basically a shitty town with stoners in every grade from 8-12. We pretty much have a 13th grade known as Nassau Community College. #fuckplainedge is probably the most commonly used hashtag on any social network, even though we all secretly get drunk and high with Plainedge kids behind Harmon.

Kids from bethpage hang out with Levittown, Island Trees, and Plainedge. Its sucks living in Bethpage, especially during football/cheer season. If you dont play football or cheer, you arent popular.

Majority of the kids only come to school twice a week and all smoke on Floral ave. Weve had 4 arrests this year, all weed related. The girls in bethpage are all whores. They get wasted, have sex, and then wonder how they got pregnant. State at fucking eight. saturday nights at 8 during the school year. if you dont plan on getting really drunk; dont go.

Bethpage is downright the shittiest town in the United States. Everyone says how much they hate bethpage, yet we all secretly could never live anywhere else.

"are you going to state?"
"obviously! i am from bethpage!"

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