florida clueless

A boy/girl who is clueless about everything in Florida. Usually doesn't talk about Florida because they are disgusted that there parents moved here. Not in touch with the Florida lifestyle, and gawk at the old leathery women and saggy sailors that can't get it up anymore. Doesn't really like hot weather. Wants to leave ASAP. Not into any sort of crowd, and feels outta place.

Bitch girl 1- Who is she? Who doesn't she hang out with?
Bitch girl 2- Girl, she is Florida Clueless.

or

Boy 1- Why do you want to move to NYC?
Girl 1- I am just Florida Clueless.

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