nbnb

Slang for: not bad, not bad
When ur too lazy to spell out the fuggin word, so you gotta abbreviate it and double it for no reason in particular.

1: How you been man?
2: nbnb. Hbu?

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Reese's Peanut Butter Cups And Mayo

A vile combination that when put together could spell doom for all of humanity.

Man 1: Yo! He's putting Reese's Peanut Butter Cups And Mayo together!
Man 2: Let's get out of here quick before he kills us all!

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v

Abbreviative slang term for Very.
Used when you're too lazy to spell out the effing word so u abbreviate it and hope whoever you're talking to can take a fucking hint.

1: *Drawing Shrek vore*
1: Voilà! My greatest creation yet!
2: v nice.

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close bob

Opposite of "open bob."
The stereotypical indian or non-native english speaker's way of saying "close your legs," but for boobs.
Meant to entail that you are not interested in boob pics, and/or the female in question is acting like a whore.

Woman: I'm selling topless pics on my onlyfans, you should check it out. I can even send you a few for free if you like what you see.
Indian Man: close bob, woman.

top speed

1. The fastest speed a vehicle (or organism) can travel at.
2. Used to express good wishes, especially toward those undergoing travel; synonymous with "Godspeed".
3. (u) Used to describe the best possible outcome of a situation; synonymous with "top notch".

(u) Uncommonly used

1) "What's the top speed of a cheetah?" - "65 – 75 mph"
2) "I'm being deployed soon." - "Top speed to you, mate"
3) "How's that report coming?" - "Working on it; top speed."

The Curse of Nordic Cove

An old urban legend that states:

"If you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks."

1: Have you heard of The Curse of Nordic Cove?
2: No... What's that?
1: It's said that if you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks.
2: Woah...

Militime

Military time.

A general slang representation for the 24-hour time measurement system based upon using the full 24 hours in a day to represent the current time rather than using two groups of twelve hours, signified by their respectable p.m. or a.m.

P1: "What time is it?"
P2: "18:25 Militime"
P1: "What's that in regular?"
P2: "6:25 PM"