EU Delusion

European fans ability to be completely deluded about how strong their teams are and how relevant their country is. They live in a bubble where they are told how good they are at everything. Then eventually when they get slapped around internationally, they are dumbfounded. This is often pre-empted by or followed by EUxcuses.

A: Hey man, did you see that X team got destroyed in group stages?
B: Yeah, but they were probably the second best team anyways.
A: Wow, that is some EU delusion!
B: No, they only lost because of the weather that day. They aren't used to hot weather. I already said they might lose because of this!
A: Okay, you're just making EUxcuses

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Runescape

A highly Addictive game

I am addicted to it right now, and I will tell you, it's bad, I once tried quitting runescape

I dropped all my items and got my account banned

After 48 hours? I'm playing private servers

Later I recover my account and play for hours non-stop

Its getting better and I'm taking smaller doses

DON'T START THIS GAME IF YOU VALUE LIFE

Person A: Hey bro, wanna go play some ball?

Person B: Sec bro, can't be XP wasting

*Person A & B go outside*

10 minutes later,

Person B: Damn, I gotta check if my characters still afking

Person A: Isn't this a bit obsessive, like chill a bit?

Person B: FUCK YOU BITCH, I NEVER WANNA SEE YO BITCH ASS AGAIN

Person A: At least I have more than 2 friends....

4 years later

Person B: Damn this is ridiculous, I quit

*goes to school*

B: Hey bros wanna chill?

A&C&D: Naw dude your a bitch

B: *crys quietly*

*commits suicide*

*no one cares, his runescape 'friends' recover his acc and take his shit*

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Cripple boy

awesome boy from newgrounds with accomplice chocolate man, and chocolate woman. has stubby arms, and stubby legs, and is in a wheel chair.

Satan: Hello crippled one
Cripple Boy: Sup Satan
Satan: You dare mock me, crippled one?!
Cripple Boy: Mock mock mock
Satan : * cry cry cry cry cry cry cry*

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