a famous austrian painter

uh... we'll save this one for later.

tes tickles: hey, i heard some guy talking about a famous austrian painter. do you know who he is?
mike hawk: hitler.

tes tickles: dang. we should build a statue for whoever killed him!
mike hawk: dude.

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march 26

spencers birthday
yay woohoo berfday\

spencer: march 26!!!!!!!
some random mf: what?
spencer: its my birthday numbnuts
some random mf: ok

tooty frooty

literally everyone's childhood dream jelly bean flavor.

"oh my god! i got a tooty frooty!"

"NO WAY!"

vapid dominator

the absolute epitome of "i bought my first car".

Joe: i just bought my first car!
Mike: what is it?
Joe: vapid dominator
Mike: called it.

gatorade bottle

the bottle a 7th grader normally carries around in his un-fashionable fanny pack.

kid: dude, whats in there?
fanny man: gatorade bottle.

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microwave

makes random noises at 3AM.

mike hawk: *turns on microwave*
microwave: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*

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