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A Kick-Ass Rock & Roll band from N.Y.C.
"I saw SLUNT last night and they ROCKED!!!
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steph, amit, ben and mitch are ...INTERPOSE!!!!
Mitch is a kind of psycho rich boy whoâs amazing at drums. He's by far the best musician in our band and that almost makes up for the complete lack of social skills. Almost being the operative word there. He does have an unfair advantage since heâs been playing the drums for like 6 years AND he actually takes lessons. He Famously got thrown out of JP Morgan on work experience for 'pleasuring himself in the boardroom'. I mean for christ sake. The boardroom?? Why??? He is currently out on bail. He also fainted, woke up by banging his head on a pipe and then fainted again while landing in a bin. The CCTV footage was hilarious. We would have sold it to Youâve Been Framed but we know for a fact that Lisa Riley eats all the tapes. Either that or Dr Atkins was playing a really cruel joke on her. For more Mitch related insults please go to www.jebman.co.uk.
Ben. Well Ben has had an electric guitar for about 6 months and heâs already way better than me. Which is annoying. But its cos he listens to music which involves talent. The problem with that is that he feels the need to end every song with a mini solo, followed by a drum roll from Mitch and then another solo. Its a miracle we've gone this far without bashing their heads in with the golf clubs. Or the gas canister. Or the gold plated microphone stand. Ben has also performed the miraculous act of wearing the same clothes every day for the last 5 years. I'm not even joking. Lets just say personal hygiene isnât his strongpoint.
Steph probably has a serious mental condition. She is known to randomly run off and jump on stuff while scaring innocent members of the general public. She causes car crashes by waving at motorists and buys alcohol for little kids. Well attempts to anyway.
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Follower of unkown ska junk band the Junglists.
Hes a right hardcore Junglist!
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a.k.a. chi-phizzle
An organization of 18-28 year olds who value drinking and fucking fat freshmen girls over anything and everything. Characterized by 'brotherhood' activities which are nothing more then overt displays of homo-eroticism perpetuated by homophobic individuals lacking in tact or civility.
ex.1 - Man, Chi Phi is fucking tight!
ex.2 - You should join Chi Phi and fuck some freshmen hos
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a brilliant fellow. wise, with a sparky sense of humor. and good looking.
"yes virginia, i pine for a zmanzero too..."
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Don't think that spending five seconds finding out how to pronounce 'Sigur Rós' is too good for the American media, it's much easier to just sound like an ignorant testicle head and say it how it's written than it is to take an intelligent guess and know that it's probably not 'si-Gur roS,' but some Icelandic alternative, such as the correct 'see-ur rose.'
"Sigur Rós's music is atmospheric and inspiring"
"How the sod would you know, you can't even pronounce their name properly. Try going away and listening to Ãgætis Byrjun more than the one quick listen in your Mercedes on the way to your studio, and come back when you have something better to say."
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Skittle fueled ska madness. Piorneered by ska junk band the Junglists.
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