imped

A term used to refer to the ImpQueen and World Monarch. Used as a transitive verb, explains action taken by said Monarch or similar action taken by others: specifically, being nailedor burned by edgy wit in a blogger's comments section.

Dude, I went to the IQWM's blog and got imped. She kicked my ass!

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nothing nice to say

NN2S was the greatest, it will be missed.

holy shit, nothing nice to say is gone!

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zmanzero

a brilliant fellow. wise, with a sparky sense of humor. and good looking.

"yes virginia, i pine for a zmanzero too..."

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sigur ros

Don't think that spending five seconds finding out how to pronounce 'Sigur Rós' is too good for the American media, it's much easier to just sound like an ignorant testicle head and say it how it's written than it is to take an intelligent guess and know that it's probably not 'si-Gur roS,' but some Icelandic alternative, such as the correct 'see-ur rose.'

"Sigur Rós's music is atmospheric and inspiring"

"How the sod would you know, you can't even pronounce their name properly. Try going away and listening to Ágætis Byrjun more than the one quick listen in your Mercedes on the way to your studio, and come back when you have something better to say."

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cantified

The act of becoming dense and slow while still rocking it.

I was so wasted I got all cantified last night when a weird boy offered me gum.

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Chi Phi

a.k.a. chi-phizzle

An organization of 18-28 year olds who value drinking and fucking fat freshmen girls over anything and everything. Characterized by 'brotherhood' activities which are nothing more then overt displays of homo-eroticism perpetuated by homophobic individuals lacking in tact or civility.

ex.1 - Man, Chi Phi is fucking tight!

ex.2 - You should join Chi Phi and fuck some freshmen hos

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slunt

A Kick-Ass Rock & Roll band from N.Y.C.

"I saw SLUNT last night and they ROCKED!!!

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