stupid bitch syndrome

stupid bitch syndrome is a debilitating illness that is developed when you get every person you’ve ever shown interest in except for that one person. and now you can’t forget about that one person and your brain decides to keep them in the center of your head for at least 8 hours a day because they are the only one that hasn’t shown the same amount of interest back.

i’ve had stupid bitch syndrome ever since jake said he wasn’t interested. like what does that even mean?