los angeles

(n.) a city on the west coast; the fake boob capitol of the world. In LA youre either a celebrity, an aspiring celebrity, a thug, a plastic surgeon, or a Mexican. If the earthquakes don't kill you, the smog will. And if the smog doesn't then you will commit suicide while in traffic. And if that still doesn't kill you then a thug will. Like New York City, but with a lower average IQ.

Los Angeles is so passe.

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