Jacking off

basically you're doing something with your dick that feels so good you just WONT stop.

I was jacking off yesterday. It felt wonderful!

shit

shit ~ poop and/or crap

I took a shit on your porch.
That is bullshit!

Elevator

A box that goes up and down. Run by pullies or a hydrolic piston, this magical machine can take you anywhere up and down.

I am going to ride the elevator!
The elevator is broken! Fix it please!
Someone is stuck in the elevator!