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Jacking off

basically you're doing something with your dick that feels so good you just WONT stop.

I was jacking off yesterday. It felt wonderful!

by a guy who loves elevators February 8, 2017

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Elevator

A box that goes up and down. Run by pullies or a hydrolic piston, this magical machine can take you anywhere up and down.

I am going to ride the elevator!
The elevator is broken! Fix it please!
Someone is stuck in the elevator!

by a guy who loves elevators February 6, 2017

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shit

shit ~ poop and/or crap

I took a shit on your porch.
That is bullshit!

by a guy who loves elevators February 7, 2017

31👍 8👎