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MidgetDictionary.com

The website that you are redirected to when the CIA accidentally turns you into a midget after you were captured by them for trying to view DwarvenDictionary.com without being a dwarf. It is also just a dictionary for regular midgets. Though if you view MidgetDictionary.com without being a midget, the CIA doesn’t care.

MidgetDictionary.com is for all to enjoy.

by a handicap. September 9, 2022


nasty brown octobers

when you accidentally shit on your expensive shoes

person 1: oh no i just shit on my shoes by accident
person 2: were they expensive?
person 1: yes they were yeezy red octobers
person 2: now theyre nasty brown octobers

by a handicap. December 1, 2022


Dwarf-Tron 2000

The device that the CIA uses to turn non-dwarven viewers of DwarvenDictionary.com into dwarves. Side effects include being a midget instead. In which you will be sent to MidgetDictionary.com

The Dwarf-Tron 2000 will turn you into a dwarf. Or a midget.

by a handicap. September 9, 2022


🐘👈👁🫦👁

when bill makes you jam elephant ass. bill is jesus. or could refer to eating shoe polish. bill is jesus.

🐘👈👁🫦👁 < bill made me do it

by a handicap. November 22, 2022


windshield wiper fluid

i eat it? i i drink burger king fryer oil? i nuke ocean again? (heck you, seawonks). i execute local general with aa gun? am i the kid from up? i will now commit engulf burger.

-lil' kim (jong un), whilst enjoying some windshield wiper fluid.

by a handicap. September 7, 2022


DwarvenDictionary.com

The official dictionary website for dwarves. If you go on DwarvenDictionary.com and you are not a dwarf, the CIA will hunt you down and put you into their Dwarf-Tron 2000 and make you into a dwarf.

DwarvenDictionary.com is for dwarves only. This is protected by law.

by a handicap. September 9, 2022


Dweebledorf

Dweebledorf is a dwarf that I made up 15 seconds ago and wanted to tell the magical story of him and his friends on DwarvenDictionary.com, but this’ll do instead.

Dweebledorf is a dwarf who eats dwarf ass every dwarf day of his dwarf life. Poopy Butt Dwarf is a dwarf who eats egg every day because his dwarf ass Is poopy. Then we have Phuck Tard Dwarf who pees his dwarf pants every day and forces his dwarf boyfriend Ligmop Dwarf to eat his dwarven soggy chicken nuggets.

by a handicap. September 9, 2022