cornfused

Confused; Noun; Infused with corn
or
Cornfused; Noun; a typo in texting

Dave- Yo, I'm so cornfused right now
John- Uh, Dave, is that a typo for 'confused' or are you actually infused with corn?
Dave- Egderp, that is a typo, for your information I am not infused with corn you asshole
John- Jeez Dave, no need to be so rude