I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

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ching chong your existence is gone

A meme were a Vietnamese tree soldier hunts Americans in Vietnam down and turns them into flesh pancakes.

American: a good day to take down some Vietnamese soldiers
Vietnamese tree soldier: ching chong your existence is gone
American: fuck this shit I'm out
Vietnamese tree soldier: *turns American into flesh pancake*
Vietnamese tree soldier: looks like my work here is done

ching chong your existence is gone

a Vietnam war meme were an American gets turned into flesh pancake when Vietnamese tree soldier shoots him

American: Ah what a normal day destroying some Vietnamese soldiers.
Vietnamese tree soldier: ching chong your existence is gone
American: fuck this shit I'm out
Vietnamese tree soldier: *turns American into flesh pancake before he could frun*
Vietnamese tree soldier: looks like my work here is done