life

its what you make of it
stop being a baby

alot of people have worse lives then you
it can be good at times and then it will be bad and then good

its like a heart monitor , it has ups and downs

life is good and then bad and then worse and then it gets better but it wont stay like that

Kick An Orphan

Kicking an orphan is a past time that dates back to ancient Mesopotamia where people would take a baby that no one wanted and kick it. The sport was invented when one intelligent, wealthy man by the name of Dick Trump said "Let us kick this baby, what will it do, tell its parents" and the sport was born! Now, though outlawed in countries like Canada, Sweden, Norway, Mexico, Estonia, China, Italy, as well as France, Germany, Cuba, Ireland, and a few other middle eastern countries, Kicking the orphan is a very fun sport for the whole family, or lack their of.

Hey Jhon, lets go play an honest game of Kick An Orphan!

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not our day

something someone may say or think when they are having a bad day

something someone may say if something bad is happening

"its not our day, not our day!"

stick

a peace or part of a tree branch

not a tree branch
bigger then a twig

smaller then a branch

"someone just stabbed me in the eye with a stick!!!!"
"it'll be fine"
"OH GOD IT HURTS GET A DOCTOR"
"oh grow up"

immagitchu

a strong beast of unimaginable horror that is usually considered a tall tale from a certain series

"no no no , theirs no time to talk about this ,guys i really think we need to go around this valley , ITS NOT SAFE HERE"
"IF WE GO AROUND THIS VALLEY ITS GOING TO TAKE 2 DAYS" "2DAYS?!" "WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GO AROUND THE VALLEY"

"because if we go through the valley the immagitchu is going to get us!"