pooze

To penetrate a surface with the penis.

To pooze the eyes is synonymous with skullfucking.

"That hooker in Se7en got poozed up real bad!"

"I'm so manly I could pooze a brick wall!"

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tounge

How stupid people spell the word "tongue."

Is it really that fucking hard?

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Group X

band that rox. New CD: Stepping on the Crowtch owf your American President.

They say Group X steal the beats, well that bunch of crap.
Why would we ever stop doing that?
'Cuz Puff Daddy do it, except he cannot rap.

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BitTorrent

BitTorrent is a popular file sharing program. It is most commonly used for large file downloads, such as movies and operating systems.

BitTorrent is also one of the most dangerous file sharing programs out there. With any download, you will recieve a small text file with the words "tracked by (webpage, eg: demonoid.com)". That webpage keeps a list of users IP addresses so other users can connect to them. This list of IPs is easily easily accessible to orginazations like the MPAA or the RIAA. In fact, nearly everyone who downloaded the partial source code for Microsofts' Windows platform recieved a letter from Microsoft.

Hey man, the MPAA busted my ass on BitTorrent!!!

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jury

Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.

The jury let off OJ.

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crappy music

see britney spears

Insert Creative Example Here

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X-Treme Tap Dancing

Verb, to tap dance so crazily that you can't see you feet.

Crap that guy can X-Treme Tap Dance

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