Pepper

A sort of odd food, that may or may not come from outer space. Peppers are used in several foods such as peppers, peppers, and on occasion, peppers. If you eat several peppers at the top of the spiciness list, you may perhaps die. In fact, there are an assortment of superstitions about peppers, such as, "Peppers, Real or Fake?" "How the Government is Using Peppers to Create Mind Control," and the most popular one, "Peppers May Actually be Made of Dead Hand Sanitizer."

"Today alien peppers walked out of a giant fork and stole my cutlery"