Riverhead

A place where absolutely nothing happens. The county seat for suffolk county, and pretty much the center of all of long island, riverhead is very boring. There may be an outlet center, and a shitload of stores and car dealerships, but other than that riverhead blows. Riverhead high school, the home of the fake "orange" spray on tan, as well as fake people, is also the home of the blue waves, who kick major ass in everything EXCEPT LACROSSE. Many long island gangs and nationwide gangs such as the crips and bloods have made themselves at home in the greens, and main street, where machete slayings occur weekly at a local MS-13 owned bar. drugs are part of daily riverhead life, riverhead is the home of many ethnicities which mainly keep to themselves, and live in separate areas of the town too. (commonly referred to as riverhood, but only by the kids who live in riverhead. also home to the worlds biggest whores.. like. biggest)

man1: ugh did that sign say the last exit on the highway was riverhead??
man2: yeah
man 1: were going to die...

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