Eber

Eber is the type of person who works out but you can never see the gains. That dude will buy creatine and take backshots but you will never see results. He gets 0 bitches and his snap score is negative. He has no friends and works out because he is depressed, who hurt you?

A bald black guy: That dude's girlfriend broke up with him, he's gonna be an Eber one day.