Leather Belt

What Jimmy's father uses to make his son better.

Person 1: Jimmy, what the fuck is on your cheeks?
Jimmy: My father smacked me with a leather belt.
Person 1: Good for you, since you play Roblox.

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trash mang

the man lives in garbage.
eats the garbage
fucks the garbage
feeds the garbage
smacks the garbage
prays to the garbage
shits the garbage
urinates the garbage
lives like the garbage

person 1: the trash mang raped mah girl yes, hurr durr
person 2: he rapes everyone.
person 3: he's my uncle john.
person 2: die
person 1: oof
person 3: no u
doornegy: die
doornegy has been kicked from the session

v-bucks

A currency used in the popular game Fortnite
Kids are stealing their moms visas to get this shit, it's fucking crazy.
It's just annoying.
Fortnite is annoying.

v-bucks are fucking gay
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omggggggg, you dislike fortain

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robloxxx

roblox porn
yes
it fucking exists
it's so bad

Person 2: Dude, do you know robloxxx?
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: Oh, you don't know?
Person 1: Fuck no, just tell me.
Person 2: It's what you masturbate to.
Person 1: Oooh, you mean roblox porn?
Person 2: Yes.

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waifu

A word weebs use to describe their non-existant girlfriends.

Person 1: A waifu is kinda like my real girlfriend, non-existant.
Weeb: How dare you offend my girlfriend, she is totally real and she gives me pleasure every night.
Person 1: Yep, you belong in the fucking trash.

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