Space Nerd

Nerdiest person out there.
Lots of them are here and there.
The person writing this is a space nerd.

Bob: Hey joe!
Joe: Hey! did you know that UY Scuti is the biggest star out there?
Bob: you're such a space nerd
Frank: Hey guys whatcha doing?
Joe: Hey frank! Did you know that in 4 billion years the andromeda galaxy will collide with our galaxy?
Frank: why am i friends with you

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Hello Fellow Human

Something that a robot says.

Thomas: hey man
Mark: Hello fellow humanoid, I would like to feast on a nice human snack. probably thin cut up and deep fried potatoes, Like you humans.
Thomas: when you talk the servos are hearable. are you human?
Mark: Action not recognized.

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boomboomboomboom

the act of hard sex in a bed. specifically a room. more like a bedroom

Katie: damn. bob just boomboomboomboomed me.
William: Oh. i thought you were wrestling?