God

Glen Benton (Bassist/Vocalist of satanic death metal band DEICIDE)'s Mother...

Glen Benton Became a satanist because his mother, who is god, Didnt buy him an Xbox, so hes a whiney little brat.

Son: Mom whos god?
Mother: You know Glen Benton, the douchebag across the street?
Son: Yea...
Mother: His moms god...

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