Scout

A pyromaniac, they can seem crazy when you don’t know them but when you really get to know them you’ll see that it’s worst than you thought. They run around in the woods, light things on fire and offer to satan. Members of the scouts have an extremely strong bond for life. Pray for the lord down below.

Never mess with a scout, they know places no one will ever find you.

Person 1: Wtf are those kids doing in the woods?
Person 2: Offering to satan I think?

Person 3: Must be scouts.

Ludwig

Ludwig is a very nice and humble guy, though he is awkward as fuck and quiet at times he’s always there for you, not emotionally though he hates talking about his feelies.. :( and yeah he’s confused 24/7. If you turn Ludwig backwards you get Giwdul, Ludwigs alter ego. She’s a 64 year old woman with a gambling addiction.

*Group of people talking*
Person 1: Wait is Ludwig still here?
Ludwig: Unclear?

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Alice

Alice is a very a very special girl.
She’s flat in every way yet too thicc for you. If she loves you she’ll always be there for you. Though if she doesn’t take her pill she’ll go crazy and whoop your ass. She has no patience. If she’s giving you the restless bitch face either she’s hates you or loves you there’s no in between and no way to tell.

She’s an devil in disguise, well no she looks like one too.

Guy 1: Did you that crazy girl over there
Guy 2: Yeah she’s an Alice but she’s too thicc for you boi.

Jonafan

A jonafan is the Jonathan’s inner sassy queen. He can easily rock a ponytail and some crazy glasses without being called gay. You can talk about anything with a jonafan without it becoming awkward. He can be a grumpy bitch at first but when you get to know him he’s a real beauty inside. He’s funny, kinda smart, generous and he has muscles for days.

we love u jona.

Girl 1: did u see that guy with those cool sunglasses over there?
Girl 2: Yeah he’s so sassy.
Girl 1: he must be a jonafan

jonafan

Jonafan is another name for Jonathan. He is the baddest bitch out there, yet the sweets guy you’ll meet. Caring, funny, smart the list goes on... if you find a jonafan, you are lucky my friend not many people deserve him.

Jonafab is jonafan’s sassy alter ego with an amazing taste in sunglasses. That’s it my dude. He’s not gay.

Person 1: I met a guy named jonafan, do I need to say more?
Person 2: girl you’re so lucky, damn