thigpen

1) Small, feeble looking teenager who suffers from severe overbite. The Thigpen is usually a bright white and can be seen from miles away.

2) Teenager lacking common sense. The Thigpen has severe homosexual tenedencies and tries to molest girls.

3) Very small adolescent that wears glasses bigger than himself. This version of the Thigpen usually stays quiet, and will kick without warning.

Noun: Your mom's purple nipples remind me of a Thigpen.

Adjective: Lee, that is so Thigpen of you to mention that.

Verb: I ought to Thigpen you across your face!

Interjection: Thigpen! Not on the rug again!

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fart blaster

A large muffler that creates a farting noise when added to the exhaust system of a four cylinder car. Generally having a large, chrome tip of about 4" in diameter or larger. These mufflers remove backpressure from the exhaust while also reducing low end torque in most engines, this occasionally makes cars slower than stock off the line and not much faster anywhere else.

"Why does every moron with a civic and $300 feel the need to install a fart blaster?"

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ounce

28 grams of marijuana, $160-$200 canadian, pay any more and your getting ripped off

hey there junior high kids, wanna buy an ounce for $300?

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mack

1. to make out
2. to have sex with
3. in fact any closeness with a chick
4. to get beaten up
5. a form of truck
6. a brand of pies
7. a brand of floor buffers
8. a brand of australian apples

1. "i macked her well mate"
2. "i rang her up to organise a mack-sesh"
3. "yeh i reckon i'll mack her"
4. "guess what? me and bustin just got macked!"
5. "check that mack truck mate"
6. "i'll have two macks's thanks"
7. "dirty ay? just mack her till she's clean"
8. "hey alex or micheal, can you please change over the macks"

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Cougar

An especially young looking over 35 woman that dates only men younger men.

That young looking cougar is trying to be Demi Moore with Ashton Kutcher.

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Thule Rack

one who is socially maladjusted; a lame person.
A poser, someone who tries too hard to fit in.

Johnny fell down the stairs and dropped all his books. Sally exclaims, "What a thule rack!"
A person who dresses a certain way to impress people, Kristen wears a t-shirt of a band she only saw once on MTV.

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Nikki Sixx

The bassist from Motley Crue
He died of an overdose and was brought back by having adrenaline injected into him

Dude there are so many times that Nikki Sixx should have died

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