vantard

a van driver who drives like a retarded idiot.

hey dad look at that vantard!

Raging mega huge Boner

Unusualy Huge erection, raging and mega huge, usualy above 12 inches in lenght and 4-5'' inches in girth

kevin ripped sally a new asshole with his raging mega huge boner

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pfat

pfat is supposed to be the word phat as in cool except spelled wrong

thats pfat

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release solo material

to ejaculate

When the duet reached their peak, one of its members released solo material.

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gert mint

UmMm, Gert Is actually a sentance filler and mint means like.."reli cool"

Alex: Oh Mi Ga Chloe! Did you see that?!?!
Chloe: Yeah! It was gert mint wunt it!

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dock the dick

to castrate (in another way of course)

"Understand Rael, that's the end of your tail."
"Don't delay, dock the dick!" I watch his countdown timer tick.
-Genesis, The Colony Of Slippermen

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redhead

An affliction of the penis due to excessive beating off, thus resulting in a throbbing red head.

That guy watches porn all day... i'm guessing he's got the redhead goin on

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