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Festivus

Adapted from the episode of Seinfeld; "The Strike". It must take place between any holiday period. However, it is much preferred to coincide with the December to February holiday atmosphere.

The Festivus consists of "The Airing of Grievances" and the "Feats of Strength". However, in accordance with the official Brisbane-Adelaide agreement “The Airing of Grievances” will be now known as “The Time of Crap Speeches” and “Feats of Strength” will be now known as “Crushing Booze”.

There is an icon known as “The Festivus Pole”. It must be in the form of a microphone stand. It should be tall, golden, long and skinny. The microphone must be broken by the end of Festivus, during intoxicated karaoke sessions.

In the beginning there was Festivus One. It was held in Brisbane in February 2003 and, behold, it was very good. The second Festivus was held in December 2003 in Adelaide and there was light.

And on the seventh day of each Festivus sanctuary will be given to those who have gone without sleep and without walking in a straight line. And he shall rest on the seventh day from all his sauce which he has hacked.

Finally, each day you pass in between each Festivus must be spent spreading forth the good word of Festivus and the adventures that were had.

"A Festivus, For the Rest of Us!" - Frank Costanza

by aLEx December 23, 2003

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Atreyu Fan

A man who is extremely fond of other males. See also faggot and homo.

That dude's such an atreyu fan, I bet he loves Evergrey!

by aLEx March 7, 2005

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ass bet

Verb, To make use of services (or receive item) and have no intent on making payment or exchanging favor.

I'm gonna ass bet me sandwich from the deli, soon as he hands it over, i'm out!

by aLEx April 29, 2003

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trap

another way of saying 'mouth', although derogetary. Often used in conjunction with words such as jive turkey,mofo and just turkey

Shut your trap, jive turkey

Shut your trap, mofo

Shut your turkey, trap turkey

by aLEx March 18, 2004

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girlfriend

What gay men refer to each other.

What's up, girlfriend! - JR

by aLEx January 22, 2004

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freedom fries

A term used by people who don't understand the word 'freedom' and often struggle with the word 'fries'.

Portion of chips please.

by aLEx June 30, 2003

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pizdec

Its a russian cuz word

For example : your life is fucked up . Fucked up in this situation means - PIZDEC LOL :)

by aLEx April 2, 2004

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