The Girthitudinal Scale

The scale that one uses to measure the circumferance of one's penis

Jeremiah ranks a 68,000,000 on The Girthitudinal Scale. His penis has th same circumferance as that of the Tale-Bop Comet.

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ness

The essence, spirit or soul of something or summit like that

Your Smellyness is terrible

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Chavs

a chav is sum1 who stays out til midnite or l8r (even if there 7 or so). the yunger 1's are generally annoyin tits an tend to use the quote *cmon then a'l bang thi* an *eyup its your name with feeble changes made the nobedd!*

--> i see chav
chav: av erd tha's bin sayin stuff abart mi
me: av i eck
chav: eyup wen av sin thi
me: mmm cors
chav: what tha growin ur hair for y' nobhed
me: cos a want it long or8?
--> i walk off
me: (quietly) twat

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Tuna Poon

A slut. One who has a vagina that smells like tuna, due to all the SLUTTYNESS.

Rachael is such a goddamn tuna poon.

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Sun God Festival

An annual festival which happens once a year at University of California - San Diego (UCSD) during which students of the university engage in actual human contact, including talking to each other.

Did you check out Sun God last year? That shit was tight!

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clatty

Glasgow slang for extremely dirty or slovenly.

She was clatty or the house was clatty
often derogetory term for low life woman ie.. clatty bitch

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To do on fire

phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew and everybody in Israel knows the meaning of this phrase. It's equivalent to "Barbeque" in English. The meat cooked on fire hence the expression: "done on fire" or "to do on fire"

Hey man let's do on fire this weekend.

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