fat bitch

that chick sitting right next to me from my ceramics class

when the ceramics teacher explained that our chairs had to be functional and support 180 pounds, she, a five foot creature, remarked "i hardly call that functional.

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zogg

a cigarette. word used in northern california mainly the area of santa rosa.

hey fool, lets go out back and mobb a zogg.

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fanboy

1. One who worships a character, game, designer or developer, usually in compensation for something somewhere (osipov,m) or a smaller cupsize (osipov, f)
2. Osipov

Osipov: OMG liek Bill Gates pwns j00 and im hies beitch and stfu and zelda is a keedi gaem.
Me: Fuck you.

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guilty

act of remorse or regret

Man i feel so guilty for fucking your mom last night.

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college rock

Music, stemming from college students getting together to form a band, in hopes of becoming rockstars, but doing so by straying away from any mainstream styles and doing so by being jammy and being "unique."

This ultimately results in becoming a typical college band -- having piss-poor production qualities (always done in a weekend's time at a crappy local studio), slightly out of tune vocalists and/or guitars, acoustic guitars, and lots of jamming. 99% of college bands belong to this group, which is why 99% of successful bands do not come from college formed bands.

The college rock phenomenom is why college bands rarely become succesful.

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slang

Colloquial english for those who can't speak english properly.

I speak slang, because I'm a teenager and I'm trying to be cool.

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boo to the eh

A variation of boo eh. Used to show frustration or dislike with a particula situation.

Guy1: "Dude where's your car?"
Guy2: "I left it outside the bar all night and it got tow to Lanigan...?"
Guy1: Geez man, boo to the eh to that!

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